Friday, September 08, 2006
Okay, ladies, Jean, over at You Are Here is calling for orgasm-precipitating recipes. I hope she meant that literally, because here's mine! (Gosh, I'll be so embarrassed if it's just a euphemism for really good recipes.)
and this is all funny because I collect cookbooks. Old cookbooks, ethnic cookbooks, obscure-ingredient cookbooks, advercookbooks (the Campbells Soup cookbook, the Pillsbury cookbook, etc.) - I really dig them.
Imagine the diversity of the Orgasm Cookbook...
Gluten-free Orgasm (with carob chips)
Orgasm a la King
Orgasm Like Mama Used To Make
Dad's Favorite Orgasm
Sun-dried Orgasm with Tarragon
How long 'til the Food Network gets hold of this?
I wanna be on Iron Chef: Orgasm! (well, who doesn't?)
Actually, R thought the Sweet Potato Queens quote I used once was so funny, he bought me their cookbook. Never had time to read it though. He also came me something about "Cooking Nude". heh.
Couldn't get into that idea. I'd be covered in flour and probably burn my book with grease splatter or something.
Sun-dried Orgasm: Oooh... ouch.
crabs look like food. crayfish look like...eeugh.
(sorry, I couldn't resist)