Thursday, June 08, 2006
ok - assuming you figured out a way to hide from the zapulating colloidulizer ray, what would happen next to you? to the world? to the boys and old men? how did the space aliens get here? why did they pick only men to zapulate? how did they know which humans were male and which were female? (I mean it's obvious to us, but maybe it wouldn't be if we didn't know where to look or what to look for.)
(can't even blame absence of caffeine for that...just simple stupidity...)
Um, whoops. Well, did I meet your expectations? :)
Darn, now I've got Night of the Comet stuck in my brain and I can't get it out.
maybe it was preparation for a giant planet-sized petri dish.
I've heard good things about it.
what would happen to the men who were left behind?
I don't believe there were any others in the comic, thus making him a target of government pursuit. [Although that raises some interesting questions about FTMs. I wonder if/how the comic deals with that? Instant outing, I suppose, if the plague is based on chromosones...]
As i suddenly imagine the rest of the human race (womanity?) wiped out shortly thereafter due to a fatal combination of (1)vermin overrun given the lack of men to deal with them, and (2)the inability to reach the upper shelves...
Or maybe that's just me. :)
Here I stand, I can do no other.
I wonder if Joanna Russ is in the library or if I have to go hunting.
From her novels, I like "The Female Man." I actually like her crit writing better; try "To Write Like a Woman" and "What Are We Fighting For?"
I think the short story I had in mind was called "Whileaway," but that may not have been the title.
It's scary, the things you find randomly cruising blogger.
eh. who cares...zapulate first, ask questions later...
maybe we'll round up all of Jean's favorite bands and put them in protective custody.
See how much I love you, Jean?
Are we at least still cilious organisms? Because it'd be a bitch if I could no longer reach the Chee-Tos on top of the fridge.
And as far as I can tell, at 13 I was pretty much just a quivering blob of aspic anyway. But enough about my hobbies at that age.
He also seems to have this idea that since he's currently making payments on a late-model woman, she should be taking care of his penises incessant urges without complaint.
His penis and his wife are in total control of his sexuality and at no point does he himself have anything to do with it. He's a helpless victim. Masturbation is apparently never an option.
That'll teach me to click "Next Blog" on the top bar. :P
Zapulate with extreme prejudice!
(I probably shouldn't say that. that's totally non-civil. and talking behind his back. and a hundred other violations of my precious rules...The Blog Gods will strike me dead I'm sure...)
I went over and asked a question, and got a totally dismissive response. No attempt at introspection, no taking a stab at insight, just "Sometimes people do shit for no reason". Gotta love the Uncaused Cause defense. I thought that only applied to the Christian God. :P
Awww, you're so sweet...make sure you forget Lar$, etc.
"unless you can play guitar at least as well as CC DeVille"
but I gotta draw the line somewhere. I know, some may say I set the bar too high, yea, impossibly high, but that's just too bad...again, here I stand, etc....
(I'm kidding, of course.)
STO - I'm the last person to condemn someone for being kinky - however there's something seriously disturbing about this fellow. let me think on it and see how closely I can make the words I type match the thoughts in my head.
NOW - With all necessary gravitas and authority, I'd like to guide the comments back to the very deep and serious and discussion-worthy topic of space aliens zapulating men into jello.
remember that some men would remain, and these men would include presidents, diplomats, assemblymen, other petty bureaucrats in the twilight of their careers, football coaches, CEOs of Fortune 500 corporations, grizzled newspaper bureau chiefs, veterans of dubyadubyatwo, and assorted dirty old men.
'cause i'm thinking if you leave all the 50-and-ups it immediately results in a concerted effort to return to the days of good ol' fashioned patriarchy, with a dozen nubile young things assigned to every aging patriarch, for to perpetuate the species.
there is also the question of: what happens to all that aspic? cause I'm thinking: ew.
"'cause i'm thinking if you leave all the 50-and-ups it immediately results in a concerted effort to return to the days of good ol' fashioned patriarchy, with a dozen nubile young things assigned to every aging patriarch, for to perpetuate the species."
but without all the younger fellows to enforce the patriarchy, how would that affect the power structure of the old dudes?
the phrase "you and what army" comes to mind.
also don't underestimate the power of persuasion.
you gotta figure a lot of women are freaking out on account of what's happened and are looking for some sort of structure...
I second (third?) the Joanna Russ recommendation. I'm not a huge fan of most of her short stories, but The Female Man and her criticism are excellent. You might also look at some of James Tiptree, Jr. (who is actually a woman)'s writing; there are several stories in the scifi.com archives, my favourite of which is "The Women Men Don't See."
Oh, and Y: The Last Man is AWESOME.
(p.s. great blog)
I think people would get it in their heads that penis = death, and would go to great lengths to disguise masculinity.
After a while, nobody would remember why they disguised masculinity, but the habits would persist.
of course, I'm still wondering what attracted the space aliens in the first place.
LL = hi! welcome! glad you like it! I will scurry after those references forthwith.
duty-free shopping? those interstellar taxes can be a bitch...
Can't I get out of it with a note or something? I'm sure I could produce female character witnesses!
or you can try to figure out something to crawl under or behind, or some way to outwit the zapulator.
*Shouts* "I will not be punished for the crimes of the PATRIARCHY!"
That's what you think. *Rubs hands together and chuckles evilly*